My version of Christmas cheer…

In honor of my recent (mercifully brief) relationship with a misogynist, allow me to present Slymenstra Hymen, the fire-dancing, blood-spraying woman of GWAR.

When I was sixteen, this was what I wanted to do when I grew up. People usually regretted asking.

Happy birthday, baby Jesus!

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